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are you still naked if...?

Post #1 noodengr2Textile

by noodengr2 Textile

got the grass clippings raked up this morning and it was so humid I was dripping with sweat. By the time I was done mulching the veggie garden with them i was covered with grass. Was I still naked?

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Post #2 minimalist75Ultra Nudist

RE:are you still naked if...?

by minimalist75Textile

got the grass clippings raked up this morning and it was so humid I was dripping with sweat. By the time I was done mulching the veggie garden with them i was covered with grass. Was I still naked?

Yes. Adam said he was naked after he covered himself and Eve with leaves!

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Post #3 ReubenTButt Naked

RE:are you still naked if...?

by ReubenTTextile

clothing is something we intentionally use to cover ourselves. Grass haphazardly clinging all over doesn't qualify I don't think. So I could ask, if I roll in a mud hole and get myself well caked with mud, am I still naked?

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Post #4 ollygrumpsUltra NudistOlly (happy to be unwrapped)

RE:are you still naked if...?

by ollygrumpsTextile

By the time I was done mulching the veggie garden with them i was covered with grass. Was I still naked?

So that's where Green Giant Veg comes from.

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Post #5 noodengr2Super Nudist

RE:are you still naked if...?

by noodengr2Textile

So that's where Green Giant Veg comes from.

HO HO HO green giant. ( but i am only 5'7" )

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Post #6 SunnysideSteveSuper Nudist

RE:are you still naked if...?

by SunnysideSteveTextile

Yes, unless you can weave the grass into a skirt!

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