are you still naked if...?

got the grass clippings raked up this morning and it was so humid I was dripping with sweat. By the time I was done mulching the veggie garden with them i was covered with grass. Was I still naked?

Yes. Adam said he was naked after he covered himself and Eve with leaves!

• 6 years ago

clothing is something we intentionally use to cover ourselves. Grass haphazardly clinging all over doesn't qualify I don't think. So I could ask, if I roll in a mud hole and get myself well caked with mud, am I still naked?

• 6 years ago

By the time I was done mulching the veggie garden with them i was covered with grass. Was I still naked?

So that's where Green Giant Veg comes from.

• 5 years ago

So that's where Green Giant Veg comes from.

HO HO HO green giant. ( but i am only 5'7" )

• 5 years ago

Yes, unless you can weave the grass into a skirt!

• 3 years ago