MarriageSex is the price women pay for marriage and marriage is the price men pay for sex.
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MarriageGetting married is like getting into a hot bath. After you get used to it, it ain't so hot.
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RE: MarriageMarriage is a fine institution. But who wants to live in an institution?
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RE: MarriageMarriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life sentence.
Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached.
Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind.
Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters.
Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes.
Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit.
Marriage is not just a having a wife, but also worries inherited forever.
Marriage requires a man to prepare 4 types of "rings":
* The Engagement Ring
* The Wedding Ring
* The Suffe-Ring
* The Endu-Ring
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RE: MarriageThere was this man who muttered a few words in the church and found
himself married. A year later he muttered something in his sleep and
found himself divorced.
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Post #7Sunbeam65Undies OnlySunbeam - I beam with happiness when a ray of sun hits my naked body. RE: MarriageThere was this man who muttered a few words in the church and found himself married. A year later he muttered something in his sleep and found himself divorced.
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RE: marrageWhy get married, when dishwashers are now cheap to purchase.
Ohhh....GOOD 1
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RE: marrageVirgins? I've never met one, Are they nice?
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RE: MarriageMarry a Virgin? No way. If she aint good enough for her pappy I dont want her neither
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