Marriage

Sex is the price women pay for marriage and marriage is the price men pay for sex.

• 14 years ago

Getting married is like getting into a hot bath. After you get used to it, it ain't so hot.

• 14 years ago

Marriage is a fine institution. But who wants to live in an institution?

• 14 years ago

Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life sentence.

Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached.

Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind.

Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters.

Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes.

Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit.

Marriage is not just a having a wife, but also worries inherited forever.

Marriage requires a man to prepare 4 types of "rings":
* The Engagement Ring
* The Wedding Ring
* The Suffe-Ring
* The Endu-Ring

• 14 years ago

There was this man who muttered a few words in the church and found
himself married. A year later he muttered something in his sleep and
found himself divorced.

• 14 years ago

There was this man who muttered a few words in the church and found himself married. A year later he muttered something in his sleep and found himself divorced.

• 14 years ago

so ture lol

• 14 years ago

Why get married, when dishwashers are now cheap to purchase.
Ohhh....GOOD 1

• 14 years ago

Virgins? I've never met one, Are they nice?

• 14 years ago

Marry a Virgin? No way. If she aint good enough for her pappy I dont want her neither

• 14 years ago