Post #33ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: MarriageA man talking to his friend says to him " You look very troubled over something" "Yes I'm going to be a father" replied his friend.
"But that's great news" said the man. "Not really" said his friend, "My wife will kill me when she finds out"
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RE: MarriageOne day, a long time ago, there was a woman who didn't whine, bitch or moan.
That was just one day... a helluva ling time ago!
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RE: MarriageRemember the 7 qualities of a perfect wife:
Brave
Intelligent
Gentle
Thoughtful
Innocent
Trustworthy
Sensible..
Now read the first letters of each quality
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Post #38ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: MarriageOne day, a long time ago, there was a woman who didn't whine, bitch or moan. That was just one day... a helluva ling time ago!
I see you've met my wife then, Tony.
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RE: MarriageA man ask a woman to marry him. She says no and now the man has a sports car, money plenty of sex, drinking and gambling. He pays no child support, and goes anywhere he wants, doesn't have to put the toilet seat down.
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RE: MarriageWe always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
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