RE: Marriage

I have learned there is very little difference in wives, you might as well do your own.

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RE: Marriage

I married my wife for her looks... but not the ones she's been giving me lately!

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I've been in love with the same woman for 49 years.
If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me!

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RE: Marriage

50% of marriages end in divorce, the other 50% can't afford it.

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50% of marriages end in divorce. The other 50% end in death.

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50% of marriages end in divorce. The other 50% end in death.
What you're saying is, Hitman is cheaper than divorce.

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RE: Marriage

Marriage should be on a 12 monthly renewable contract. Just think what it would save on divorce cost.

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A man got married, before the ceremony the Justice of the Peace asked him a question.
"Do you know why the man stands on the right side of the woman?" He asked.
The man pondered this for a moment, "Because he is the Right one for her" he said with confidence.
The Justice of the Peace smiled, patted the man on the shoulder and shook his head. "No, my friend, it is because it will be the last time you are right to her"

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RE: Marriage

A Bros Code of Honor: Its always Bros before Hos.
Never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with seduction as your goal.
There are just too many women in the world to justify that sort of dishonorable behavior.
Unless she's really attractive.

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