3 things come to mind when i think of marriage: 1. A man is incomplete until he's married...once he's married, he'd FINISHED 2. Along with marriage come WOMAN'S CHARTER - this is THE KILLER of men - its a lifetime thingy - it may keep coming back, over the remaining years of your life, to haunt you. 20 years after your divorced, you win the lottery (sole winner) and she still has the right to claim half of your winnings. Bottomline, you are tied to her for life (unless she is remarried). 3. The scorn of a woman is worst than the sting of a scopion Think before you take the leap in your marital status
You are right my friend. The scorpion won't make a pimple on her naked...... toe
Two guys are moving about in a supermarket when their carts collide.
The first one says to the other, "Sorry about that, Im looking for my wife and I guess I wasnt watching where I was going."
The second guy says, "What a coincidence, Im looking for my wife too, and Im getting a little desperate."
The first guy says, "Well, maybe I can help you. What does your wife look like?"
The second guy answers, "Shes tall, with red hair, wet blue eyes, long legs, big firm breasts, and a tight butt.
What does your wife look like?"
The first guy replies, "Never mind, let's look for yours."
A man died and his wife phoned the newspaper to place an obituary.
She called the obituary department and said, "This is what I want to print: "Bernie is dead."
The man at the newspaper said, "But for $25 you are allowed to print six words."
The woman answered, "OK. Then print: Bernie is dead. Toyota for sale."
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