Marriage - Page 9

Post #82 thomasstierneyUltra Nudist

RE: Marriage

by thomasstierneyTextile

When a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

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Post #83 ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance.

RE: Marriage

by ManOfWicklowTextile

When a man marries a woman, they become one..... One hell of a nightmare.
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Post #84 ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance.

RE: Marriage

by ManOfWicklowTextile

Marriage-It's life,Jim, but not as we know it.
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Post #85 ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance.

RE: Marriage

by ManOfWicklowTextile

I fell in love at first sight. I should have looked twice.
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Post #86 thomasstierneyUltra Nudist

RE: Marriage

by thomasstierneyTextile

A married couple had been out shopping at the mall for most of the afternoon,
suddenly, the wife realized that her husband had "disappeared".
The somewhat irate spouse called her mates cell phone and demanded:
Where the hell are you?
Husband: Darling you remember that Jewelery shop where you saw the Diamond Necklace
and totally fell in love with it and I didn't have money that time and said Baby it'll be yours one day.
Wife, with a smile blushing: Yes, I remember that my Love.
Husband: Well, I'm in the Bar next to that shop.

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Post #87 ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance.

RE: Marriage

by ManOfWicklowTextile

My wife has asked me not to keep making her look stupid with all my jokes about her. I said to her " so you want me to tell lies about you "

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