Some old, some new

One of the oldest I remember is: How can you find the blind man in a nudist colony? I't ain't hard.
A personal favorite: How many nudists does it take to change a light bulb? None, it's not going to get changed until the pot luck is over.
A naked man fears no pickpocket.
Bare butts are cool.
A nudist never has to hold out his hand to see if it is raining.
A Buddhist nudist practices yoga bare.
A harp is a nude piano.
Nudist Resort sign - Sorry, Clothed for Winter.
Always swim nude. Sharks hate to peel their food.
Nudists are people who wear one-button suits.
Never cook bacon when you're naked.
A hole has been found in the fence at the Sunny Dale Nudist Resort, police are looking into it

Have you heard about the couple who got married in a nudist colony?
They wanted everyone to be sure who the best man was!

and on and on....
Thanks,
j

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