WTF ! is happening to the quote replies. My reply on post 22, is a reply to Jack's post on 18, but has come out as a quote.


Am I doing something wrong or is it the gremlins at work. ?

• 14 years ago

• 14 years ago

Have a little raisin bread
A general store owner hires a young female clerk with a penchant for very short skirts.
One day a young man enters the store, glances at the clerk, and glances at the loaves of bread behind the counter.
"I'd like some raisin bread, please," the man says politely.
The clerk nods and climbs up a ladder to reach the raisin bread, located on the very top shelf.
The man, standing almost directly beneath her, is provided with an excellent view.
As the clerk retrieves the bread, a small group of male customers gather around
the young man, looking in the same direction.
Pretty soon each person is asking for raisin bread, just to see the clerk climb up and down.
After a few trips the clerk is tired and irritated.
She stops and fumes at the top of the ladder, glaring at the men standing below.
She notices an elderly man standing amongst the throng.
"Is yours raisin too?" the clerk yells testily.
"No," croaks the feeble old man.... "But it's startin' to twitch."

• 14 years ago

• 14 years ago

I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least, kind of tired.

• 14 years ago

Old Penis Poem
My nookie days are over
My pilot light is out
What used to be my sex appeal
Is now my water spout.
Time was when, on its own accord
From my trousers it would spring
But now I've got a full-time job
To find the blasted thing.
It used to be embarrassing
The way it would behave
For every single morning
It would stand and watch me shave.
Now as old age approaches
It sure gives me the blues
To see it hang its little head
And watch me tie my shoes.

• 14 years ago

You know you are getting older when "Happy Hour" is a nap.

• 13 years ago

A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.
(32)

• 13 years ago

By the time most men learn to behave themselves, they are too old to do anything else

• 13 years ago

(36)
Being an old fart really means, you're eating too many ( out of date)baked beans.

• 13 years ago