Faith Healer
An elderly couple was listening to their radio one Sunday when a faith healer came on the air. "I can heal you today. If you want to be healed, put one hand on the radio, and the other hand on what you want healed!" So the woman puts one hand on the radio and the other over her tired heart. The old man thinks, "Why not." He puts one hand on the radio, and the other down the front of his pants. His wife looked over and said, "He said he could heal, not raise the dead!"
Charlie marries a virgin, and it's their wedding night. He's on fire, so he gets naked,
jumps into bed and immediately begins groping her.
She says, "Charles, I expect you to be as mannerly in bed as you are at the dinner table."
So he sits up, folds his hands on his lap and says, "Is this better??"
She replies,"Much!"
To which he replies, "Okay. Now, will you please pass the pussy?"
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