What are the nudist versions of these textile idioms?

How could we nudists change these textile idioms to make more sense for when we use them as speech, making them as realistic as possible as they pertain to nudists?

1. Have a trick up your sleeve
2. Roll up your sleeves
3. Give someone the shirt off your back
4. Hitting below the belt
5. Tighten our belts
6. Burning a hole in your pocket
7. So scared I crapped my pants
8. So scared I pissed my pants
9. Scare your pants off
10. Just keep your shirt on...
11. Just keep your pants on...
12. Caught with your pants down

And any others you can think of you may want to add.

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RE:What are the nudist versions of these textile idioms?

I lost my shirt in...
Time to put on your big boy pants.
Got their panties in a bunch.
Knock your socks off.
Hats off to you.
Take off the kid gloves.
Getting caught with your pants down.
Got hot under the collar.
Scare the pants off...
Ants in the pants.
A real smarty pants.
Wears the pants in the house.
With belt and suspenders.

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RE:What are the nudist versions of these textile idioms?

Well, I guess you could switch 'Give the shirt off your back,' to 'Give the towel off your back,' maybe?

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RE:What are the nudist versions of these textile idioms?

1. Have a trick up your sleeve
Let me pull it out of my ,,,,
2. Roll up your sleeves
Getting a little dirt on you wont hurt
3. Give someone the shirt off your back

4. Hitting below the belt

5. Tighten our belts
Loose some dead weight
6. Burning a hole in your pocket
Cant keep hold of,,,
7. So scared I crapped my pants
So scared i crapped
8. So scared I pissed my pants
Do scared i pussed
9. Scare your pants off
Scared out of my skin
10. Just keep your shirt on...
Slow down
11. Just keep your pants on...
Hold your horses
12. Caught with your pants down

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