What would you call yourself?

I've been called some names on here, like 'terrible tom the tormented troll'. Well ok its not a problem to me but it did get me thinking. Taking that theme, how would we describe ourselves in a happy way, stringing together as many words as we can that startwith the same letter. I'm not very good at it but this was what I was thinking as an example:
Jolly Jason joyfully jogging in Jacksonville. Do you see what I mean? Who can come up with the longest?

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What would we call ourselves.

Yea well we don't have to be fanatical about it, its just a bit of fun.
I have thought of this:
Taunton Tom tirelessly trying to teach turtles to transport toads/ tadpolsto Tetbury through the train tunnelsthis Tuesday[tonight!] TraLa
Its a start..
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RE: What would you call yourself?

Completely contented CONNAUGHT capably coping calmly completely clotheslessly!
Yeh that's what we want

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What would we call ourselves?

I'm on a roll now:
and just to show we can be friends, how about this,
Naked Nim naturally nurturing neighbourhood nudity.
NiMA I know that you will be able to do far better than this but its just an olive branch to get you started. I mean it sincerly when I say 'com on, join in the fun' cos I reackon you will be damn good at this.
Tom

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RE: What would you call yourself?

How come threads with 'bitching' go on for ever but attempts to lighten things up drop like a lead balloon?
Come on people put your thinking caps on.

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m m m m m s have it ?

Mr mighty man moon made mad money monday morning misting mums, making merry marys marmalade muffins mostly moist

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