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An Orgasmic Brew

I wake up nude, roll out of bed (literally), boil the water (being careful to switch it off just before boiling at around 96 degrees). Put freshly grinded coffee (often South American but I love most coffee) in filter, pour over water, and drip away. Add some milk (I'm British) and take the brew back to bed to basque in my naked glory, waking up with an orgasmic brew.

Sound idealic?

How do you start your day?

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RE:An Orgasmic Brew

I wake up at 0200 and don a hoodie, for some reason never put lounge pants on. I head a NUG full of Folgers Black Silk from last night. a little foofoo juice (crmr) and then outside and up the road about 200 feet to get the mail. My butt cheeks and nut sack peeking out the bottom. Then back inside to read the news online...

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