Post #22ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: One-LinersI am not young enough to know everything....
You're getting younger each day.
This post was edited
Post #23ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: One-LinersA woman only fas one fault- Being a woman.
This post was edited
Post #24ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: One-LinersMost men have many faults. I must be lucky, my wife says I only have one small one.
This post was edited
Post #25ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: One-LinersWhy is it that men enter without knocking and leave without a goodbye?
This post was edited
RE: One-LinersI don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.
This post was edited
Post #27ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: One-LinersJust remember, spiders like flies,so keep yours zipped up.
This post was edited
RE: One-LinersI always take life with a grain of salt, ...plus a slice of lemon, ...and a shot of tequila.
This post was edited
RE: One-LinersIf God had intended for man to use the metric system,
Jesus would have only had ten disciples!
This post was edited
Post #30ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: One-LinersI don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.
Said the blood thirsty ex wife.
This post was edited
Post #31ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: One-LinersWhat do you call an Irishman who knows how to control a wife ? A murder suspect.
This post was edited
