I am not young enough to know everything....
You're getting younger each day.

• 14 years ago

A woman only fas one fault- Being a woman.

• 14 years ago

Most men have many faults. I must be lucky, my wife says I only have one small one.

• 14 years ago

Why is it that men enter without knocking and leave without a goodbye?

• 14 years ago

I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.

• 14 years ago

Just remember, spiders like flies,so keep yours zipped up.

• 14 years ago

I always take life with a grain of salt, ...plus a slice of lemon, ...and a shot of tequila.

• 14 years ago

If God had intended for man to use the metric system,
Jesus would have only had ten disciples!

• 14 years ago

I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.
Said the blood thirsty ex wife.

• 14 years ago

What do you call an Irishman who knows how to control a wife ? A murder suspect.

• 14 years ago