On a serious note ( forgive me ) In life, pain is inescapable and mandatory. Suffering is optional.
- 14 years ago
If I had a nickel for every time I said if I had a nickel then Id have just earned myself 10 quick cents right there.
- 14 years ago
I'm lost for word's
- 14 years ago
Its not the size of the dog in the fight, oh wait a minute, yes it is.
- 14 years ago
Its not the size of the dog in the fight, oh wait a minute, yes it is.
I like my dogs with plenty of ketchup and fried onion.
- 14 years ago
we all have a "superpower"...... we can stop a speeding bullet once, but its gonna hurt like hell.
I am not going to be RollingOnTheFloorLaughingOutLoud, but that's funny.
- 14 years ago
Remember: Don't Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river.
- 14 years ago
Took delivery of my new epileptic coat the other day... it fits!
- 14 years ago
Light travels faster than sound, This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
- 14 years ago
Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.
- 14 years ago