My father always told me I have alot of class...too bad it's all low!!!

• 14 years ago

A wise person said, "Do not worry about people talking "behind your back", it just means that you are one step ahead of them, and they are exactly in the right direction to kiss your ass!"

• 14 years ago

Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

• 14 years ago

Two cannibals were eating a clown. The first turned to the second and asked, "does this taste funny to you?"

• 14 years ago

The WORLDS shortest joke..... "2 women were sitting together quietly...."

• 14 years ago

I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle.
-- Winston Churchill

• 14 years ago

What this country needs are more unemployed politicians.
-- Edward Langley, Artist (1928-1995)

• 14 years ago

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts..
-- Will Rogers

• 14 years ago

When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.

• 14 years ago

Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.

• 14 years ago