Post #82ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: One-LinersIf you aim at nothing, you'll hit it every time.
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RE: One-Liners# 103
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
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RE: One-Liners# 104
Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice.
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Post #85ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: One-Liners#105
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
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Post #86ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: One-Liners#102
A joke is like sex. Neither is any good if you don't get it.
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RE: One-Liners# 103
In college I majored in liberal arts. Do you want fries with that?
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RE: One-LinersMy wife is so frigid that when she spreads her legs, the furnace kicks on.
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RE: One-LinersI was deep in Virginia once then went quickly into Georgia. I hope they both enjoyed it.
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RE: One-LinersNever answer an anonymous letter.
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RE: One-LinersI was trying to get a French waiter's attention;
he ignored me until I started ordering in German.
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