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RE: Chat Up Lines to the new barmaid at your local boozer.

In the States...if you called her a barmaid..she'd probably kick your ass
You better not refer to her as any kind of maid period or she will kick your ass.

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RE: Chat Up Lines to the new barmaid at your local boozer.

In the States...if you called her a barmaid..she'd probably kick your ass
You better not refer to her as any kind of maid period or she will kick your ass.
If not a barmaid, then what is she ?

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RE: Chat Up Lines to the new barmaid ( or barman ) at your local boozer.

I find this thread utterly sexist!!!!!!!! (unless us girls canchat up the barman !!!!!!)
I'm sorry that you find it sexist. I have altered the heading for the ladies to participate in this fun thread.
My sincere apology to all the fine ladies on here.

Mow.

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RE: Chat Up Lines to the new barmaid ( or barman ) at your local boozer.

Every time you pull it the head gets bigger!

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He's a vey nice young man, but I'll ask the barmaid out tonight.

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I find this thread utterly sexist!!!!!!!! (unless us girls canchat up the barman !!!!!!)
Good point. We would love to hear your line for the bar tender. My wife simply bats her baby blue eyes and they make sure her glass is never empty. That has never worked for me.

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RE: Chat Up Lines to the new barmaid at your local boozer.

I find this thread utterly sexist!!!!!!!! (unless us girls canchat up the barman !!!!!!)
Good point. We would love to hear your line for the bar tender. My wife simply bats her baby blue eyes and they make sure her glass is never empty. That has never worked for me.
Works for me too!!! Or tapping my long nails on an empty glass..hehe...
The line 'is that a baseball bat in your trousers or are you just happy to see me?' does NOT work!!!
Mieke, I could never imagine a lady such as you, ever needing a chat up line. Just one look from those lovely eyes and any man would be putty in your hands.
Oh why oh why, could I not have been a single man. Oh darn it ! my wife's just told me off for writing this now. Ouch that hurt. Her slaps come very hard.

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TRUE STORY:
I asked a barmaid if I could buy her breakfast after her shift ended. She agreed.
After we ate breakfast, we were headed towards my car when I asked Your place or mine?
She answered, We better go to your place, my boyfriend is waiting for me at home.
I never asked how she explained coming home six hours late.

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RE: Chat Up Lines to the new barmaid at your local boozer.

Tom, you are lucky, one I picked up didn't tell me her bf was bouncer there and worked later shift, went to her place and he left work early and caught us.

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