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#103
Never choose your women or linen by candlelight.

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Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

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In the Navy they say: Forward leaning is the first step in being bent over ......and a Letter of Reprimand
is better than no mail at all.

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#107
A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.

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# 108
Religion can often provide a justification for doing something that would otherwise be found repulsive.

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#109
If you don't scale the mountain, you can't view the plain.

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Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself - Leo Tolstoy.

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Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.
Yeah, an oldie but a goodie!

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A secret is something you tell to only one person at a time.

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There's a big difference between good sound reasons, and reasons that sound good.

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