RE: Wise Words of the DayNever do card tricks for the group you play poker with
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Post #103ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Wise Words of the DayNever do card tricks for the group you play poker with
And, never poker, when her husband is there.
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Post #104BitFlipperBobUndies OnlyThe most difficult lesson to learn in life is to accept yourself as you are, to be you and stop... RE: Wise Words of the DayLet me start off with my definition of "funny": Some else's pain, shame or misfortune. The more aware you are of it the funnier it is.
About 15 years ago a co-worker told me his most awkward moment was when his girlfriend handed him a pair of tweezers and a flashlight. He asked her what were they were for. She told him she lost the string on her tampon and wanted him to get it out of her.
Bob
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Post #105ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Wise Words of the DayI think you should have posted that on one of the joke threads, Bob.
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RE: Wise Words of the DaySquirrels, natures little speed bumps.
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RE: Wise Words of the DayI don't think animal testing is a good idea;
they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
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Post #108ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Wise Words of the DayI don't think animal testing is a good idea;they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
Just like blondes, then.
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Post #109ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Wise Words of the DayThe secret to success is knowing who to blame for your failures.
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RE: Wise Words of the DayHe who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame
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Post #111ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Wise Words of the DayA male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car
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