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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.

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BeingBritish is about driving a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV.

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A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists.

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An optimist says the glass is half full... a pessimist says the glass is half empty.
I don't care if its half empty or half full. I wanna know, "Are there free refills?"

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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

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A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.

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Being defeated is often a temporary condition, giving up is what makes it permanent.

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A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you dont need it.

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Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people they don't like.

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