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Life is not about waiting for the storms to pass, it's about learning how to dance in the rain.

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If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child?

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If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child?
Maybe some just need more practice than others. What was that song ? When Will They Ever Learn.

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If it ain't broke, don't BLOODY fix it!

Don't you just HATE it, when some smart alec,
re-designs something that was just about perrrrfect.
Nine times out of ten it's not an improvement.

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If it ain't broke, don't BLOODY fix it! Don't you just HATE it, when some smart alec, re-designs something that was just about perrrrfect. Nine times out of ten it's not an improvement.
I know what you mean Phil, and when they try to improve your favourite food is the biggest joke of all.I've been eating McVities digestive biscuits since the early 1960's.
I have noticed how the quality has deteriorated over the years. But now they have the bloody nerve to tell us that their improved recipe with less fat, IS still the same original taste as before. AND to top it all they've gone and ruined the hobnobs. I bought at least 3 packs a week and now I won't waste my money on the crap.

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Only straight people have gay children

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A wise person said, "Do not worry about people talking "behind your back", it just means that you are one step ahead of them, and they are exactly in the right direction to kiss your ass!"

I love this one.....

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"Between two evils, I always picked the one I never tried before."
- Mae West

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Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.

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