Men are like...... Good wine, some turn into vinegar, but the best improve with age.

• 14 years ago

If you have a couple more of these, you can go to bed at 2 with a 10 but you'll wake up at 10 with a 2

• 14 years ago

• 14 years ago

You guys always make me laugh! Thanks!

• 14 years ago

Men are like.....Placemats. They only show up when there's food on the table

• 14 years ago

Men are like.....Lava lamps. Fun to look at, but not all that bright.

• 14 years ago

Husbands are like....Children..They're fine if they're someone else's.

• 14 years ago

Violets are blue, Roses are red
Youll never wind up in my bed

• 14 years ago

Violets are blue, Roses are red.
Go away, Ill use my vibrator instead

• 14 years ago

Violets are blue, Roses are red
A couple of drinks and it plays dead

• 14 years ago