RE: And The Barmaid Said:Men are like.....Mascara.
They usually run at the first sign of emotion
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Post #23ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: And The Barmaid Said:
I find that very insulting, you should get on the next flight to the UK, come to my house and apologise in person.
Please phone me first, so I can have the kettle on ready to make you a nice cup of tea.
MOW.
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RE: And The Barmaid Said:Men are like.....Fires. They go out if unattended!
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Post #25ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: And The Barmaid Said:Men are like magic lanterns- They need arubbing to be released.
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RE: And The Barmaid Said:Men are like....Beer. The first sip is always bitter.
No matter how many varieties you try, they are essentially the same; tasteless,
full of bubbles, destabilize your metabolism and give you a headache, but
somehow they linger and you either can't finish one or you can't get enough.
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RE: And The Barmaid Said:Violets are blue, Roses are red.
A couple of quick grunts and he wants to be fed
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Post #28ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: And The Barmaid Said:Roses are red, violets are blue,
I'll pull something nice for you.
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RE: And The Barmaid Said:Men are like.....Curling irons.
They're always hot, and they're always in your hair.
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RE: And The Barmaid Said:Men are like.....Bike helmets. Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.
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RE: And The Barmaid Said:that's a lot of talk with the barmaid, i usually just order something, small talk, talk about current events or if the barmaid sings a karaoke song, give compliments
The title of the thread is "And The Barmaid SAID"
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