that's a lot of talk with the barmaid, i usually just order something, small talk, talk about current events or if the barmaid sings a karaoke song, give compliments


The title of the thread is "And The Barmaid SAID"

Don't be too hard on him Tom, he's just a slow learner. He'll get there in a year or two.

• 14 years ago

I think he just posted on the wrong thread. His post would fit in the chat up thread.

• 14 years ago

Men are like.....Recliners.
You pull the lever and they lay back

• 14 years ago

I want a man who is kind and understanding, is that too much to ask of a millionaire.

• 14 years ago

Men are like....Teeth.
You ignore them - you lose them.

• 14 years ago

Men are like computers, hard to figure out and never have enough memory.

• 14 years ago

Men are like bank accounts... Without a lot of money, they don't generate interest.

• 14 years ago

Violets are blue, Leaves are green,
With you Ill never be seen.

• 14 years ago

It's the first time i've pulled one of these.

• 14 years ago

Buy me more whiskey
Then Ill feel frisky

• 14 years ago