Post #12ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: A Married Couple#13
At a gay wedding, who wears the trousers ?
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RE: A Married Couple# 14
A man inserted an ' ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted' .
Next day he received hundreds of letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.'
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Post #14ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: A Married Couple# 14A man inserted an ' ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted' .Next day he received hundreds of letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.'
They sent mine back and asked for a refund.
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RE: A Married Couple# 16
I loved being married. It was great to find that one special person you could annoy for the rest of her life.
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Post #16ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: A Married Couple#17
Ther's a way of trasferring money even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.
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Post #17ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: A Married Couple#18
My wife always laughs during sex, no matter what she's reading.
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RE: A Married Couple# 19
My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home.
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Post #19ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: A Married Couple#20
If your wife starts smoking, slow down and use a lubricant.
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RE: A Married Couple# 21
Morris returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor has told him that he has only 24 hours to live.
Given the prognosis, Morris asks his wife for sex.
Naturally, she agrees, so they make love.
About 6 hours later, the husband goes to his wife and says,
'Honey, you know I now have only 18 hours to live.
Could we please do it one, more time?'
Of course, the wife agrees, and they do it again.
Later, as the man gets into bed, he looks at his watch and realizes that he now has only 8 hours left.
He touches his wife's shoulder and asks,
'Honey, please... just one more time before I die.'
She says, 'Of course, Dear,' and they make love for the third time.
After this session, the wife rolls over and falls to sleep.
Morris, however, worried about his impending death, tosses and turns, until he's down to 4 more hours.
He taps his wife, who rouses. 'Honey, I have only 4 more hours.
Do you think we could...'
At this point the wife sits up and says,
'Listen Morris, enough is enough I have to get up in the morning.... you don't.'
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Post #21ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: A Married CoupleNo, this is not my wife on a bad day,
It's Katie Price, without her make-up.
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