PUNS - NOT one liners.

Post #1 thomasstierneyTextile

by thomasstierney Textile

Tina, Mary and Marge, they were the best of friends and did everything together
They were in the same flat and the same job for years and they got on so well.
Then one day Mary got a promotion which meant that she would have to move to another town.
This really upset the other two girls who immediately started to cry and this point Mary turned to the two girls and said,
"Dont cry for me, Marge and Tina"

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Post #2 thomasstierneyUltra Nudist

RE: PUNS - NOT on liners

by thomasstierneyTextile

I dreamed I was drafted into the army, which at age forty, was something of a surprise.
My drill sergeant at basic training was a big, mean tough career Army woman named Tina.
While climbing ropes I fell and broke my leg, but -- due to army regulations
I was required to report to the infirmary without assistance.
As I was painfully limping away dragging a broken leg,
my Drill Sergeant became upset at the situation and nearly broke down.
I turned back towards her and said,
Don't cry for me, Sergeant Tina!"

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Post #3 thomasstierneyUltra Nudist

RE: PUNS - NOT on liners

by thomasstierneyTextile

Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine.

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Post #4 ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance.

RE: Puns

by ManOfWicklowTextile

A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

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Post #5 thomasstierneyUltra Nudist

RE: PUNS - NOT on liners

by thomasstierneyTextile

A mans home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.

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Post #6 thomasstierneyUltra Nudist

RE: PUNS - NOT on liners

by thomasstierneyTextile

Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.

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Post #7 DesertRatUltra Nudist

RE: PUNS - NOT one liners.

by DesertRatTextile

Nudists are people who want to leave no stern untoned.

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Post #8 thomasstierneyUltra Nudist

RE: PUNS - NOT one liners.

by thomasstierneyTextile

A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

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Post #9 ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance.

RE: PUNS - NOT one liners.

by ManOfWicklowTextile

A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
Ha,ha,ha,ha, I'll have to find a good one to beat that.

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Post #10 thomasstierneyUltra Nudist

RE: PUNS - NOT one liners.

by thomasstierneyTextile

A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.

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Post #11 ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance.

RE: PUNS - NOT one liners.

by ManOfWicklowTextile

A backward poet writes inverse.

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