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Simple Remedies

Post #1 ManOfWicklowTextileA lie has speed, but truth has endurance.

by ManOfWicklow Textile

Avoid hangovers, stay drunk.

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Post #2 rsmoonBarefoot

staying drunk

by rsmoonTextile

If wiskey was water and I was a duck,I would swim to the bottom and never come up,But wiskey is not water ,and I am not a duck,so pass the dam bottle and shut the fuck up::::an irish toast::::PS I do not drink any more .PEACE

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Post #3 ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance.

RE: staying drunk

by ManOfWicklowTextile

How not to get lost. Stay at home.

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Post #4 ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance.

RE: staying drunk

by ManOfWicklowTextile

Falling down when drunk: I get drunk, I fall down, I get up. No problemThe problem starts when you can't get up.

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Post #5 thomasstierneyUltra Nudist

RE: Simple Remedies

by thomasstierneyTextile

Avoid arguments with the wife about putting the toilet seat down by using the sink.

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Post #6 thomasstierneyUltra Nudist

RE: Simple Remedies

by thomasstierneyTextile

Place a mouse trap on top of your alarm clock, that will prevent you from rolling over
and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

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Post #7 ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance.

RE: Simple Remedies

by ManOfWicklowTextile

Place a mouse trap on top of your alarm clock, that will prevent you from rolling overand going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.[Only problem with that is, it could make nose picking a little awkward at the breakfast table.

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