staying drunkIf wiskey was water and I was a duck,I would swim to the bottom and never come up,But wiskey is not water ,and I am not a duck,so pass the dam bottle and shut the fuck up::::an irish toast::::PS I do not drink any more .PEACE
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Post #3ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: staying drunkHow not to get lost. Stay at home.
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Post #4ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: staying drunkFalling down when drunk: I get drunk, I fall down, I get up. No problem
The problem starts when you can't get up.
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RE: Simple RemediesAvoid arguments with the wife about putting the toilet seat down by using the sink.
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RE: Simple RemediesPlace a mouse trap on top of your alarm clock, that will prevent you from rolling over
and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
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Post #7ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Simple RemediesPlace a mouse trap on top of your alarm clock, that will prevent you from rolling overand going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.[
Only problem with that is, it could make nose picking a little awkward at the breakfast table.
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RE: Simple RemediesAvoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop.
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Post #9ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Simple RemediesIf you want to keep your fingernails clean, geta friend to pick your nose.
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RE: Simple RemediesIf you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you'll be afraid to cough.
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Post #11ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Simple RemediesEEEEEEEEEEEEEUUUWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Could you blease translate that into English, dear lady.
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