RE: Simple Remedies

If you want to keep your fingernails clean, geta friend to pick your nose.You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose.

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If you want to keep your fingernails clean, geta friend to pick your nose.You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose.[brWhy

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You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape.
If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40.
If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.

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You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape.If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.
Tried it, doesn't work on the wife.
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Used to bike for 7 days each summer with friends from bar to bar to bar. Started each day with simple philsophy "You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning". Made it 20 yrs

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Avoid bad headaches from the wife's nagging, give her a chocolate bar coated with superglue.

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