RE: Jokes about the Wife# 2
My wife is so ugly I put a picture of her on top of the mantle piece to keep the kids away from the fire.
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Post #3ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Jokes about the WifeMy wife is so ugly, she stuck her head out of the car window and got arrested for mooning.
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RE: Jokes about the WifeThere was a knock at the door.
Two policemen were there, one help up a photo and asked "Is this your wife sir?"
"Yes it is" I replied
He then said "I'm sorry sir, it looks like she's been hit by a bus"
"I know" I said "but she's really good with the kids"
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Post #5ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Jokes about the WifeMy wife is so ugly, the doctor said she would have to see the vet.
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RE: Jokes about the Wife# 7
The "Til death do us part" wording of the ceremony was a problem my wife just wouldn't die.
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Post #7ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Jokes about the WifeYou ALL need a good spanking!!! BY YOUR WIVES!!! pffffffff
I'm thinking of getting my wife a whip for christmas, well she does look like a horse, he,he,
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RE: Jokes about the Wife# 9
My wife and I are no longer together. Now I am off to get a pleasant nights sleep.
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Post #9ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Jokes about the WifeI married Miss Right, I just didn't know her first name was Always.
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Post #10ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Jokes about the WifeMy wife was looking up a a cloudy sky the other night and she said " I wish I could see stars " So I whacked her on the head with a baseball bat.
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Post #11ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Jokes about the WifeJoke about the wife, ha,ha,ha,ha-Wives are a joke.
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