Post #12ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Jokes about the WifeYou ALL need a good spanking!!! BY YOUR WIVES!!! pffffffff
My wife is not a violent person, perhaps you would care to volunteer your services ! Ouch, never mind,maybe not !!!
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Post #13ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Jokes about the WifeStanding in front of the mirror the other day, my wife said she would like to lose a good few pounds, so I emptied her bank account.
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Post #14ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Jokes about the Wife or girl friendMy wife said that I must stop telling stupid jokes about her. I said " I nevertell stupid jokes, I tell jokes about stupidity "
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RE: Jokes about the Wife or girl friend# 19
The only time my wife and I had a simultaneous orgasm was when the judge signed the divorce papers.
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Post #16ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Jokes about the WifeStanding on a cliff watching a hawk go into a steep dive and scoop a fish from the sea, my wife said " Isn't it wonderful, I wish I could fly like that." So I pushed her off the cliff.
( Be careful what you wish for.)
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Post #17ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Jokes about the WifeIf I don't soon think of some more wife jokes, I may have to think about a new wife.
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Post #18ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Jokes about the WifeMy wife said to me the other day," I'm sick of seeing you make a pig of yourself at the dinner table, it's time you did something about it " So I took her advice and stuck a paper bag over her head.
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RE: Jokes about the Wife# 23
I had to dump my girlfriend; she had gained so much weight she could wear my wife's clothes.
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RE: Jokes about the Wife# 24
When we got married I told my wife, "Honey, you just stay home and stick to the washin', ironin', cookin', and scrubbin'.
No wife of mine is gonna work."
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RE: Jokes about the Wife# 25
I've been in love with the same woman for many years. If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me!
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