Post #22ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Jokes about the WifeMy wife said she needed more freedom, so now I take her handcuffs off on sundays.
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RE: Jokes about the Wife# 27
I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
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Post #24ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Jokes about the WifeMy wife will never make a good driver-----Her hair gets tangled in the grass when I tee off.
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RE: Jokes about the Wife# 29
My wife and I have the secret to making a marriage last.
Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, a little wine, good food...
She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
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RE: Jokes about the Wife# 30
I always turn off my cell phone while making love.
My wife always calls at the wrong time.
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RE: Jokes about the Wife# 31
My wife will buy anything marked down. Last year she bought an escalator.
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RE: Jokes about the WifeMy wife and I had words, But I didn't get to use mine.
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RE: Jokes about the WifeGod made man before woman so as to give him time to think of an answer for her first question.
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Post #30ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Jokes about the WifeHow can you tell if your wife is dead ? The sex is the same, but the dishes pile up.
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RE: Jokes about the Wife# 35
Q. Why did the woman cross the road?
A. Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen?
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