My wife said she needed more freedom, so now I take her handcuffs off on sundays.
(26)

• 13 years ago

# 27
I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.

• 13 years ago

My wife will never make a good driver-----Her hair gets tangled in the grass when I tee off.
(28)

• 13 years ago

# 29
My wife and I have the secret to making a marriage last.
Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, a little wine, good food...
She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.

• 13 years ago

# 30
I always turn off my cell phone while making love.
My wife always calls at the wrong time.

• 13 years ago

# 31
My wife will buy anything marked down. Last year she bought an escalator.

• 13 years ago

My wife and I had words, But I didn't get to use mine.

• 13 years ago

God made man before woman so as to give him time to think of an answer for her first question.

• 13 years ago

How can you tell if your wife is dead ? The sex is the same, but the dishes pile up.

• 13 years ago

# 35
Q. Why did the woman cross the road?
A. Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen?

• 13 years ago