Post #32ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Jokes about the WifeBefore we got married, I caught her in my arms. Now I only catch her in my pockets.
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Post #33ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Jokes about the WifeMy wife really worships me, she puts burnt offerings in front of me every day.
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Post #34ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Jokes about the WifeMy wife has a terrible memory, she never forgets anything.
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Post #35ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Jokes about the WifeMy wife's teeth are like stars, they come out every night.
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Post #36ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Jokes about the WifeGetting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.
Yes, there's nothing worse than to have a lovely appetising starter, only to be let down by the main course.
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RE: Jokes about the WifeGetting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.
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Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had the waitress.
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RE: Jokes about the Wife# 45
Why do men pass gas more than women?
Because women won't shut up long enough to build up pressure.
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Post #39ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Jokes about the Wifeshort wife joke. I married a midget.
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RE: Jokes about the Wife# 47
My ex-wife failed to appear in divorce court time after time until my lawyer solved the problem;
he drew a pentagram on the floor and chanted, "I summon thee" three times.
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Post #41ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Jokes about the Wife# 47My ex-wife failed to appear in divorce court time after time until my lawyer solved the problem;he drew a pentagram on the floor and chanted, "I summon thee" three times.
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Your wife must have been related to my mother-in-law.
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