RE: Jokes about the Wife# 49
My dog was barking at the back door and my wife was yelling at the front door,
I let the dog in first, I knew he would shut up when he came in.
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RE: Jokes about the Wife# 50
Marriage is great, but I wouldn't recommend it to single people.
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Post #44ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Jokes about the Wife#51
New wives are like computers, they go down unexpectedly.
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RE: Jokes about the Wife# 52
My was a great housekeeper. When we divorced, she kept the house.
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Post #46ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Jokes about the Wife#53
I thought I was safe marrying a dumb blonde, til I found she was a redhead in disguise.
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Post #47ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Jokes about the Wife#54
If your wife looks ugly when you wake up in the morning, you're not drinking enough.
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RE: Jokes about the Wife# 51
Why is a wedding dress white?
So the dishwasher will match the oven and the fridge.
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Post #49ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Jokes about the Wife#52
What are the three words you dread most while making love ?..................... " Oh honey, I'm home "
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RE: Jokes about the Wife# 53
A guy walks into his bedroom and finds another guy banging his wife, he says, "What the hell is going on here?"
His wife says to her lover, "See, I told you he was stupid."
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RE: Jokes about the Wife# 54
My wife says I never listen to her....or something like that.
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