# 49

My dog was barking at the back door and my wife was yelling at the front door,
I let the dog in first, I knew he would shut up when he came in.

• 13 years ago

# 50
Marriage is great, but I wouldn't recommend it to single people.

• 13 years ago

#51
New wives are like computers, they go down unexpectedly.

• 13 years ago

# 52
My was a great housekeeper. When we divorced, she kept the house.

• 13 years ago

#53
I thought I was safe marrying a dumb blonde, til I found she was a redhead in disguise.

• 13 years ago

#54
If your wife looks ugly when you wake up in the morning, you're not drinking enough.

• 13 years ago

# 51
Why is a wedding dress white?
So the dishwasher will match the oven and the fridge.

• 13 years ago

#52
What are the three words you dread most while making love ?..................... " Oh honey, I'm home "

• 13 years ago

# 53
A guy walks into his bedroom and finds another guy banging his wife, he says, "What the hell is going on here?"
His wife says to her lover, "See, I told you he was stupid."

• 13 years ago

# 54
My wife says I never listen to her....or something like that.

• 13 years ago