Ode to a pay toiletHere I sit brokenhearted,Paid a quarter to shit and only fartedI first heard this when it was only 10 cents.Actually the first time I heard it it was a "nickel".

In the UK it's still a penny - even though the charge has increased fiftyfold since then.

One I remember from a toilet wall:

Linda likes
Cockswell Inn
Tillet
Herts

• 5 years ago

Oedipus - Ring your Mum.

• 5 years ago

Sign above urinal

We aim to please, you aim too please.

• 5 years ago

No matter how much you shake and dance, the last drop won't fall till you put it in your pants.

• 5 years ago

You can shake it, You can brake it, You can bang it against the wall,
But you gotta put it in your pants to make that last drop fall.

• 5 years ago

Those who write on shithouse walls, roll their shit in little balls. Those who read those words of wit, eat those little balls of shit.

• 5 years ago

Written on wall above urinals. If you're reading this,you're peeing on your shoes.

• 4 years ago

I remember two things written on the bathroom wall in a coffeehouse in Berkeley back in the day. Each line was written by another person:

"Money is how people without talent keep score."
"Yeah, I don't have a job either."

"Jesus Saves"
"Moses invests."

And one that younger people might not get, not experiencing a world with trading stamps:

"Jesus Saves"
"Green Stamps"
"That's why he's the Great Redeemer."

• 4 years ago

On a New York urinal wall:
This a teepee
For you to peepee
Not a wigwam
To beat your tomtom.

• 4 years ago

Written above a urinal:

"What are you looking up here for? The joke is in your hand."

• 4 years ago