Walk Naked in America Day

I just received this notice and thought I'd pass it along.
WALK NAKED IN AMERICA DAY
Don't forget to mark your calendars.
As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked and if he does, he must commit suicide.
So next Saturday at 1 P.M. Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.
Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.
All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their houses to demonstrate their support for the women and to prove that they are not Muslim terrorist sympathizers.
Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your patriotism.
The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.
God Bless America !!
P.S. If you do not participate in this, you're a terrorist-sympathizing, lily-livered coward and are possibly aiding and abetting terrorists .
P.P.S. I believe that this should be made a monthly activity especially since there are months where long, out door nude walks would be impossible. To make matters worse there are places that are so cold at times, that your beer would freeze.

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