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The first coffee bushes were brought to Hawaii by Don Francisco de Paula Marin, a Spanish sailor who later became an interpreter in Hawaii. Marin was also responsible for producing Hawaii's first cotton and pineapple harvests, as well as its first wine.

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A 'heads up' for those men who may be regular Home Depot customers. This one caught me by surprise.I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic.Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends. Here's how the scam works:Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk.They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy tops.It is impossible not to look.When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'no' and instead ask you for a ride to McDonalds.You agree and they get into the back seat. On the way, one of them climbs over into the front seat and gives you a head job,while the other one steals your wallet.I had my wallet stolen January 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th & 29th.Also February 1st & 4th, twice on the 8th, 16th, 23rd, 26th, three times last Mondayand very likely again this upcoming weekend.So tell your friends to be careful.P.S. Wal-Mart has wallets on sale for 2.99 each. I found cheaper ones for $1.99 at K-Mart and bought them out.Also, you never will get to eat at McDonalds. I've already lost 11 pounds just running back and forth to Home Depot.I shop at Home Depot quit regularly, but have not had this happen to me. But then when I go, I am in my pick-up truck. I may have to start going in the car from now on. How do I get full length 8 foot 2x4's into the trunk of a Toyota Corolla?

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How do I get full length 8 foot 2x4's into the trunk of a Toyota Corolla?That's 2.4 mt's, andshould fit inside the passenger compartment without too much of a problem.

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How do I get full length 8 foot 2x4's into the trunk of a Toyota Corolla?That's 2.4 mt's, andshould fit inside the passenger compartment without too much of a problem.Toyota Corolla exterior measurement isover 15 feet. An 8 foot 2x4 will fit. Just not in the trunk.

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In North Carolina, it is against the law for a rabbit to race down the street.

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My wife accused me of being immature. I told her to get out of my fort.

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Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day.

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The shortest distance between two points is always under construction.

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How do I get full length 8 foot 2x4's into the trunk of a Toyota Corolla?That's 2.4 mt's, andshould fit inside the passenger compartment without too much of a problem.Toyota Corolla exterior measurement isover 15 feet. An 8 foot 2x4 will fit. Just not in the trunk.
Yes but, the way I read how the scam works is, "while packing your shopping IN THE TRUNK". I know I could probably tie some down to the roof, but I want to be packing them in the trunk, so these young ladies will come try the scam. Otherwise it might not work right.

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How do I get full length 8 foot 2x4's into the trunk of a Toyota Corolla?That's 2.4 mt's, andshould fit inside the passenger compartment without too much of a problem.Toyota Corolla exterior measurement isover 15 feet. An 8 foot 2x4 will fit. Just not in the trunk.
Yes but, the way I read how the scam works is, "while packing your shopping IN THE TRUNK". I know I could probably tie some down to the roof, but I want to be packing them in the trunk, so these young ladies will come try the scam. Otherwise it might not work right.
Damn, your right. I hadn't thought of it that way.

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