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How do I get full length 8 foot 2x4's into the trunk of a Toyota Corolla?That's 2.4 mt's, andshould fit inside the passenger compartment without too much of a problem.Toyota Corolla exterior measurement isover 15 feet. An 8 foot 2x4 will fit. Just not in the trunk.
Yes but, the way I read how the scam works is, "while packing your shopping IN THE TRUNK". I know I could probably tie some down to the roof, but I want to be packing them in the trunk, so these young ladies will come try the scam. Otherwise it might not work right.
Damn, your right. I hadn't thought of it that way.
It helps to have a big enough trunk to put the ladies in it as well.

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How do I get full length 8 foot 2x4's into the trunk of a Toyota Corolla?That's 2.4 mt's, andshould fit inside the passenger compartment without too much of a problem.Toyota Corolla exterior measurement isover 15 feet. An 8 foot 2x4 will fit. Just not in the trunk.
Yes but, the way I read how the scam works is, "while packing your shopping IN THE TRUNK". I know I could probably tie some down to the roof, but I want to be packing them in the trunk, so these young ladies will come try the scam. Otherwise it might not work right.
Damn, your right. I hadn't thought of it that way.
It helps to have a big enough trunk to put the ladies in it as well.NO! That makes you the law breaker.

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How do I get full length 8 foot 2x4's into the trunk of a Toyota Corolla?That's 2.4 mt's, andshould fit inside the passenger compartment without too much of a problem.Toyota Corolla exterior measurement isover 15 feet. An 8 foot 2x4 will fit. Just not in the trunk.
Yes but, the way I read how the scam works is, "while packing your shopping IN THE TRUNK". I know I could probably tie some down to the roof, but I want to be packing them in the trunk, so these young ladies will come try the scam. Otherwise it might not work right.
Damn, your right. I hadn't thought of it that way.
Yeah, you see I have two pick-up trucks and that is what I drive to the Home Depot to get building supplies, since the cargo bed is better for hauling stuff than the trunk of a car. Maybe that's why I haven't been approached by these individuals yet. Both of my trucks have back seats, so that's not the problem. Maybe they are just prejudiced against people with pick-up trucks.

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I don't like making plans for the day...because then the word "premeditated" gets tossed around in the courtroom.

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If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that
electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged,
models deposed, tree surgeons debarked and drycleaners depressed?

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You know you're in trouble when the judge tells your jury,
"The jury is to convene to the guilty room."

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You know you're in trouble when your pacemaker has only a thirty day guarantee.

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The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.
~Terry Pratchett

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"George Washington had fifty-five children with slaves, so he
was also the illegitimate father of the country. We should take
him off the dollar and put him on food stamps."
---The Mooney Twins

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"George Washington had fifty-five children with slaves, so he was also the illegitimate father of the country. We should take him off the dollar and put him on food stamps." ---The Mooney TwinsThere's TOO many people on food stamps now as it is. Probably some of them are George's far removed offspring.

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