RE: Random thoughts and jokesRe- Humor, sarcasm and criticism... it's not what you
actually say, that counts... it's what the other person
thinks you said, that gets you in trouble.
:-)
There's an old saying that goes: The meaning of what you said... is
the reaction you get.
- - - If you don't get the reaction you expected, then you
probably didn't really communicate what you thought you
did.
BTW, that works both ways, so don't get angry ... or happy, with someone, until you know what they really meant to say. ;-)
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesAn old joke - My wife and I were having a nice quite dinner. I meant to say, "Please pass the salt."
Instead I slipped up and said, "You ruined my life you miserable bitch."
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesHmmm, just a slip of the tongue... so to speak... Or do they call
that a Freudian slip? ... That might even qualify as aParaprosdokian, or maybe not :-)
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesU.S. IRS Form 1040... the simple explanation: For every $50
you earn, you get to keep $10... they get to keep $40. If you
haven't filed your tax return for tax year 2015, yet... you better
hurry!
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesMen drive too fast, we were told,
because the car is an extension of the penis.
But if it were, men would surely not drive too fast;
they would justdrive in and out of the garage over and over.
Or maybe just polish it all the time.
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Post #1207ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Random thoughts and jokesHow many times is it appropriate to say "What ?" before you just
nod and smile because you still didn't hear what they said ?
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesA hole has been found in the nudist camp wall..
The police are looking into it.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesSo Vegans can eat MEAT; because it is actually naturally processed fruit, vegetables, nuts and grains. Veeery Interesting.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesMay 1, 2016 - May 7, 2016 International
Clitoris Awareness Week
(First full week of May annually)
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Post #1211ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Random thoughts and jokesWhy is it that everyone driving faster than you is considered an idiot and everyone driving slower than you is a moron?
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