Theme songs from the bible:
Salome: "I Could Have Danced
All Night"
Daniel: "The Lion Sleeps Tonight"
Joshua: "Good Vibrations"
Jeremiah: "Take This Job and Shove It"
Elijah: "Up, Up, and Away"
Methuselah: "Stayin' Alive"
Nebuchadnezzar: "Crazy"
A man parks his bicycle nearby the Parliament house and walks
on.
A police constable stops him and asks, Why did you park your
bicycle here?
Don't you know it is a VIP road and all parliamentarians and
senators pass from here?
Man replied, "Don't you worry about it, I locked my bicycle!"
My ex and I went to a "Dude Ranch" while in Texas.
The cowboy preparing the horses asked if she wanted a Western or English saddle, and she asked what the difference was.
He told her one had a horn and one didn't.
"Well," she replied, "the one without the horn is fine. I don't expect we'll run into too much traffic."
Dan came home from work one evening and there was
his wife Miriam in the kitchen crying out loud.
"What's the matter, darling?" he asked her.
"I just don't know what to do," said Miriam. "Because we were
eating in for a change, I cooked us a special dinner - but the
dog has just eaten it."
"Don't worry," said Dan, "I'll get us another dog.
Theme songs from the bible:Salome: "I Could Have Danced All Night"Daniel: "The Lion Sleeps Tonight"Joshua: "Good Vibrations"Jeremiah: "Take This Job and Shove It"Elijah: "Up, Up, and Away"Methuselah: "Stayin' Alive"Nebuchadnezzar: "Crazy"
... and then there is/was
-- Jonah:"Runaway"
-- Moses, and company, after Egypt: "The Wanderer"
-- Shadrach, Meshach and Abednego: "Hot Time in the
Old Town Tonight"
--Lot, after
leaving the communities of Sodom and Gomorrah: same as
above ;-)
-- Joseph: "All I Have to Do is Dream"
-- Goliath:
"Don't Bring Me Down!" xD
-- Satan, the devil: "Another One Bites the Dust"
;-)
A musical director was having a lot of trouble with one drummer.
He talked and talked and talked with the drummer, but his performance simply didn't improve. Finally, before the whole orchestra, he said,
"When a musician just can't handle his instrument and doesn't improve when given help,
they take away the instrument, and give him two sticks, and make him a drummer." A stage whisper was heard from the percussion section:
"And if he can't handle even that, they take away one of his sticks and make him a conductor."
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