Q. A high priced lawyer, a low priced lawyer and
Santa Claus are at a table with $1000 in the center.
The lights go out. When the lights come back on the $1000 is missing. Who took
it?
A. The high priced lawyer. The other 2 are imaginary
characters.
If there is such a word as nudity... then why is
there no such word as nakedity? :-)
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Is LnL
just a little short of laughing ... kinda like a smirk or
laughing with your mouth closed?
If so, then LPL must be laughing with your tongue out.
;-)
Assuming a man has sex on his mind, just because he has an erection
is kinda like assuming someone is gonna rob a bank, just because he
has a mask on and a gun in his hand... ;-) ...
wait a minute... Ok, maybe he does have sex on his mind. ... nevertheless... demanding that
all erections be covered or hidden, sounds a little
like the textile argument ... ]] the whole body should
be covered, all the time... and
...only a pervert would want to be naked in a public
place. :-/ ...
So ... Judge not... just challenge him to keep it up for 4 hours or more... then he will have leave anyway, to find a doctor ;-)
A group of Kentucky second, third, and fourth graders,
accompanied by two female teachers,
went on a
field trip to Churchill Downs, the famous Louisville race
track,
to see and learn about thoroughbred
horses.
When it was time to take the children to the bathroom, it was
decided
that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with
the other.
The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's
room when
one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach
the urinal.
Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their
pants,
and began hoisting the boys up, one by one, holding onto their
"wee-wees" to direct
the flow away from their clothes.
As she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice that he was
unusually well endowed.
Trying not to show that she was staring, the teacher said, "
You
must be in the fourth grade.""No, ma'am," he replied. "I'm
riding Silver Arrow in the seventh race today."
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