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I was on one of those reality shows where I had to live in
this
big house with people I'd never met, and we were on camera all
the time... Wait a minute -- that was prison. No wonder I didn't
get any good stuff when I got booted out.

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For
me, the most important thing in a relationship is trust.

Because if you're with
a woman you can't 100% trust, how do you know she won't tell your wife?

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I find it strange that an actor can earn millions of dollars per year
by appearing nude ina Hollywood filmbut if someone is
caught, nude, on a surveillance tape they could be branded a sex
offender for life. I guess the logic is that it's ok to appear nude
if you are being paid but not if you do it for free.

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I find it strange that an actor in can earn millions of dollars per year by appearing nude ina Hollywood filmbut if someone is caught, nude, on a surveillance tape they could be branded a sex offender for life. I guess the logic is that it's ok to appear nude if you are being paid but not if you do it for free.Intent!

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What if women had apostrophes instead of periods ?They'd be even more possessive and prone to contractions .Brilliant
(LIKE)

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While watching TV have you noticed how many male and female actors are left handed? You will now!

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Whenever I see the commercial with the woman looking fully relaxed
in a tub with cucumber slices on her eyes, I wonder where the rest of it is!

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Whenever I see the commercial with the woman looking fully relaxed in a tub with cucumber slices on her eyes, I wonder where the rest of it is!
That's terrible. LOL

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Whenever I see the commercial with the woman looking fully relaxed in a tub with cucumber slices on her eyes, I wonder where the rest of it is!That's terrible. LOLNot as terrible as asking the shop assistant if the cucumber comes with batteries included in the price.

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Once upon a time... there were 7 dirty words you couldn't say on TV ... then, somebody went and changed the meaning of the word DIRTY... ;-p

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