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Last night I held a lovely hand,
A hand so small and neat,
I thought my heart would burst with joy,
So wildly did it beat.
No other hand unto my heart
Could greater pleasure bring
Than the dear one I held last night--
Four aces and a king.

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LoL --- Katy Perry is campaigning for someone... Naked :-) ... Is she a nudist, or just showing off?

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"Why beer is better than wine: human feet are conspicuously absent from beer making."Haha,,, and people wonder why many wines smell like sweaty feet.

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Why do people point to their wrist when they want to know the time?
I dont point to my crotch when I want to know where the bathroom is?

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If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

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The movie *Back to the Future II* predicted the Chicago
Cubs would win the World Series in 2016
... Was that a
coincidence... or did they know something? ... Maybe
they really DID have a time travel device ;-)

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Actually Back to the Future II was placed in 2015 not 2016. Close though!

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...Actually Back to the Future II was placed in2015...

OK, after reviewing the story I saw, again... they didn't specify
the year, so maybe itwas intended to be for
2015... but that was still close and they did predict other
inventions accurately ... from1989. :-)
...The only reference I found on the *Inside Edition*
website was from Oct. 2015 ... on the date identified in the
movie... But I remember seeing the comment on their tv show just
about a week ago. Maybe it was just a replay of the original
story, slightly edited. ... update: Yes... it was
under the heading of the number 108 coincidence.

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P.C.... Should the female version of a manikin be called a womanikin? ;-)

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Drinking
Alcohol Solves No Problems
But Then Neither Does Consuming Milk...

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