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Barack Obama has a black father and a white mother.He is considered Americas first black President.If Barack Obama was elected President of Kenyawould he be considered Kenyas first white President?

That's a very interesting thought to ponder !

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Yes it is.

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Sometimes when I leave home for a while I leave a key under the doormat, not for my house.

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Facebook, Twitter, Flicker, Skype, Telephone, Cell Phone, Email, Voice mail, Fax Machine, Instant Messages, PDA.
So many great ways to ignore people.

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When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and leave them wondering how the hell you did it.

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They say that drinking beer will dehydrate you.
I say, "Only if you stop.

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When life gives you lemons: squeeze them.

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You know what would be a great invention? A smoke alarm that would turn off when I yell, "Hey! I'm cooking here".

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Negligee was an adjective before it became a word for a woman's nighttime garment. It was originally applied to a person who was not revealingly dressed, but negligently dressed. ;-))

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The difference between the U.S. Supreme Court and the Ku Klux Klan is that the members of the Supreme Court dress in black robes and scare white people.

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