I wouldn't want to fly Virgin.Who'd want to fly an airline that doesn't go all the way?
What about taking a non-stop flight? I would rather have the flight STOP when it get's to the destination it is headed to. How many non-stop flights are there still out there flying around not stopping?
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are walking down the street together. A juggler is performing on the street but there are so many people that the four men cant see the juggler. So the juggler goes on top of a platform and asks:
"Can you see me now?"
The four men answer: "Yes." "Oui." " Si." "Ja."
Some pick up lines for daily use.
* Are you as good as your mother?
* Would you like to see my circumcision scar?
* I have a two minute recovery time.
* Didn't I do your sister?
* Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.
* F**k me if I am wrong, but isn't your name Gretchen?
* Yo. You'll do.
* Do you have a boyfriend? Well when you want a MAN-friend, come and talk to me!
* Is there a Rainbow, because you're the treasure I've been searching for?
* What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
* My place.....Eight o'clock......bring a friend.
* Why don't we go back to my place and do the things I'm going to tell people we did anyway?
* [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?"] Checking to see if you were made in heaven.
* I love every bone in your body - especially mine.
* Do you want to see something swell?
* If I followed you home, would you keep me?
* Hey babe, wanna get LUCKY!?
* Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.
* So....How am I doin'?
* A woman asks, "Excuse me, do you have the time?" You: "Do you have the energy?"
* What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply?
* Beauty is only a light switch away...
There once was a priest who had to spend the night in a hotel. He asked the hat check girl to come up to his room for dinner.
After a while he started making passes, she stopped him and reminded him he was a holy man.
"It's OK," he replied, "it's written in the Bible."
So after a wild night of sex, the hat check girl asked to see where in the Bible it says it's okay to have wild, passionate sex.
The priest picks up the Bible off the dresser opens to the first page where someone wrote in pencil: "The hat check girl puts out!"
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