Post #1432ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE:Random thoughts and jokesSometimes thoughts are worth far more than a penny.
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RE:Random thoughts and jokesSome people who are paid a penny for their thoughts are grossly overpaid. ;-)
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RE:Random thoughts and jokesA lassie got married in Leicester.
Her mother kissed her as she blessed her.
Said she, "you're in luck,
He's a bloody good fuck,
For I've screwed him myself down in Chester.
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RE:Random thoughts and jokesYesterday ,12-26-2019, As I walked through the kitchen area I heard a coin land on the floor. I stopped and looked down. I found a penny lying there. Where did it come from?
The mint where it was made.
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RE:Random thoughts and jokesYesterday ,12-26-2019,?
That is almost a year into the future since today is 01-16-2019.
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Post #1437BillBowserUndies OnlyNot lewd, not crude, just nude. RE:Random thoughts and jokesIt was about 2:00 a.m. one night when a man was pulled over by the police for a minor traffic infraction. When asked where he was going at that hour, the man said he was on his way to a lecture about the evils of alcohol, smoking, and staying out late at night.
The somewhat skeptical police officer then asked who might be giving such a lecture in the wee hours of the morning.
The man replied, That would be my wife.
The officer let him go.
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RE:Random thoughts and jokesYesterday ,12-26-2019,?That is almost a year into the future since today is 01-16-2019.
SORRY FOR THE TYPO --- THE CORRECT DATE IS 12-26-2018
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Not what it looks like.There is a video in my profile media section that will hopefully make you smile. It looks like a female breast from the side but if you watch the video you will find things are not always what they look like.
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Post #1440BillBowserUndies OnlyNot lewd, not crude, just nude. RE:Not what it looks like.A Sheriff in a small town in Texas walks out in the street and sees a blond haired cowboy coming toward him with nothing on but his cowboy hat, his gun and his boots. He arrests him for indecent exposure.
As he is locking him up, he asks Why in the world are you walking around like this?
The cowboy says, Well its like this Sheriff I was in this bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.
We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt So I did. Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants.So I did. Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shortsso I did.
Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, Now go to town, cowboy.
So here I am.
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RE:Not what it looks like.Q: Why is it you never see bicycles standing up without a kick stand?
A: Because they are too tired... Bada-boom-dish-da! DAD Jokes FTW!
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