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My ex was unhappy whenever I went to the supermarket to pick up something.
Not just single moms but, nannies, aunts and a couple of very doable grandmas.

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The un-armed anti-gun nut, should not piss off the well-armed gun nut.

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Have you heard about the uncircumcised troll? His name was Rumpled Foreskin

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I rode the subway in New York City one night.
I was brushed up against, I was fondled and grouped.
I went back the next three nights.

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Damn! I forgot to go to the gym today...that makes five years in a row.

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Yesterday is but a dream and tomorrow only a vision, but today was a real bitch.

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ATTENTION: If you really believe the world will end on 12-21-12 send me your bank account number and pin.

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How come I cannot buy an incandescent light bulb, but, I can buy an assault rifle?

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No news is............................ impossible.

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The worst part of my marriage was the first ten years, then she left.

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