RE: Random thoughts and jokesI went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesI hate the part of the morning where I have to get out of bed and participate in real life.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesI just read that scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons & electrons. they forgot to mention morons!
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesI'm writing a book about the recession - It starts with Chapter 11.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesWhen I was married I would think about my death once in a while. My ex was really morbid she thought about it all the time.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesPain makes you stronger. Tears make you braver. Heartbreak makes you wiser and booze makes you not remember any of that crap.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesOn the internet you can be anything you want. Its strange so many people choose to be stupid.
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Post #379ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Random thoughts and jokesIf not for the internet, we may never have known that 98% of people are stupid.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesOne night I asked my ex what was wrong. She didn't stop talking for three days.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesHow come opportunity only knocks once, but temptation bangs on your front door forever.
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