One day I caught my ex watching a cooking show on TV. I laughed and said,
"Why?" "You're a lousy cook." She snarled and said, "You watch porn."

• 12 years ago

My ex asked, "Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon yet?"
I told her, "They will, it just doesn't need cleaning yet."

• 12 years ago

One night my girl friend told me she was pregnant; I wonder whatever happened to her.

• 12 years ago

I didn't want to leave home and get married. I had two sisters at home to take care of all my needs. Luckily they weren't my sisters.

• 12 years ago

My ex said she wanted two men. One to cook and one to clean.

• 12 years ago

My ex asked, "How do I boil water in that old fashioned Microwave?" I told her, "That's an oven."

• 12 years ago

My sister-in-law sat on my glasses and broke them. It was my own fault. I should have taken them off.

• 12 years ago

I'm old and tired, but I got to see Frank, Dino and Sammy live.

• 12 years ago

Did you hear about the guy who screwed his sister-in-law?
He had it in for his brother

• 12 years ago

Does running late count as exercise?

• 12 years ago