RE: Random thoughts and jokesOne day I caught my ex watching a cooking show on TV. I laughed and said,
"Why?" "You're a lousy cook." She snarled and said, "You watch porn."
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesMy ex asked, "Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon yet?"
I told her, "They will, it just doesn't need cleaning yet."
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesOne night my girl friend told me she was pregnant; I wonder whatever happened to her.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesI didn't want to leave home and get married. I had two sisters at home to take care of all my needs. Luckily they weren't my sisters.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesMy ex said she wanted two men. One to cook and one to clean.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesMy ex asked, "How do I boil water in that old fashioned Microwave?" I told her, "That's an oven."
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesMy sister-in-law sat on my glasses and broke them. It was my own fault. I should have taken them off.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesI'm old and tired, but I got to see Frank, Dino and Sammy live.
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Post #390ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Random thoughts and jokesDid you hear about the guy who screwed his sister-in-law?
He had it in for his brother
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesDoes running late count as exercise?
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